6 Reasons why I Hate Spring
I hate Spring, no really… I do… -_-"
Why?
1. Because it bloody rains ALL the time, its soooo dreary, dark and gloooomy. I think the government should change its national emblem from the maple leaf to MOSS. Just because its so dank, dark and damp… I’m surprised the city doesn’t rust shut.
2. HAY FEVER…. AAAARRRGH… >sneeze, sniff, sneeze, sneeze<
3. Birds. You know its bloody spring when little chickies start hatching. Yes, they’re very cute but that’s until they start opening their beaks. And for your information, they don’t chirp, they bloody SQUAWK. If you think they sound like what they do in cartoons, you know, the cute little chirp, chirp sounds… you’re sadly mistaken. These birds don’t chirp… they SQUAWK. and guess what! They have to nest in the tree directly infront of MY window. Its wouldn’t be so bad if the birds squawk when I’m away and out of the house but nooooooo, they have to bloody begin their squawking at 5! 5 in the freaking morning >hiss hiss<.
…One day I will kill them with a flame thrower…
4. Spring means the school term is coming to an end… that means final exams. yahoo, hazzah and yippy ya yay, the bi-annual no-sleep, caffeine and niccotine fest is back yet again. woop-de-doo. Can you feel the excitement…
Ok, so maybe the nicotine and caffeine fest isn’t such a bad thing, but finals are always a bad thing.
5. Its PAPER time! That’s riiight, its that joyous time of year when research papers (worth anywhere from 30-50% of your final grade) are due. One more reason to celebrate the bi-annual no-sleep, caffeine and nicotine fest… think i shall call it NsCN Fest.
6. Daylight Saving… that is such a pain in the ass. I lose 1 hour of precious sleep time when daylight saving hits. And then of course, you have to change the time on all your clocks, and everything just starts an hour earlier… gaaaaah…. of course, on the bright side it can also be used as an excuse if you missed classes that day.
So yeeaaah, its… Spring.
April 7th, 2005 at 8:36 am
I agree completely about the bloody birds. Flame thrower? It might over cook them. I want them rare and knowing they are going to be eaten by me at the time of their impending death. Birds? Bah, all deserve to die, esp fairy penguins. I shall start my murderous rampage tmw with Erica in tow! How tat sound Mama? Kill the birdies! Kill the birdies!
April 8th, 2005 at 7:48 am
I agree with you on the ESSAYS part. That isthe all time low. I have 3 20-25 page papers to pull out of my ass in less than 3weeks. I’m praying for a miracle.